The headline was a typo. Typos are the universe’s way to communicate.
This is a public blog announcement of the fact that the quest for SCHWA has begun. If you don’t know what SCHWA ist, read this. Don’t follow instructions. Now.
This public blog announcement has four items:
Item 1: This blog will try to collect every trace left by the SCHWA corporation, including but not limited to the quest for remaining t-shirts, unknown or lost artwork-slash-texts-slash-websites and the current location of Bill Barker
Item 2: This blog will try to bring satisfied customers of the SCHWA corporation together so that whatever code has been implemented in our brain by the SCHWA corporation via VDT (visual data transfer) can be pooled and decrypted
Item 3: This blog invites all SCHWA fans to learn of and use the SCHWA corporation’s teachings to the end that new messages can be generated that follow the original code encoded by the SCHWA Corporation. The goal will be the founding of the SCHWA foundation as the next logical step in artificial trans-human evolution, as suggested by the World Operations Manual
Item 4: There is no item 4